Mark Next Door - by Barry
Created by Hilary one year ago
First met Mark in 1988 when he moved in to the house next door!! It was
the start of a long and memorable friendship that lasted 35 years. Life
with Mark was never boring, for good and not so good. I could recite a
100 stories but one I will never forget was 1994 at my brother in law’s
stag party at a night club, and after quite a few drinks things started
to quieten down and Mark sat on a chair in front of the emergency fire
exit door.
Then he just disappeared!!!! It transpired that he leaned backwards
pushing the doors open in the process - fell straight out of the door
which then slammed shut, leaving him in a mess on the grass verge
outside. But because of the amount of alcohol, Mark then sleeps on the
verge for at least a couple of hours before waking up as a taxi drops a
passenger off. He then falls into the taxi which takes him home at
4.00am. The next morning I spoke to him and said that I thought he had
left earlier for some reason, but then he told me he woke up thinking he
was in bed, instead he was laying on a grass verge in Wood Green!!!
Marie was not happy with either of us!!🙈